Is it weird that I know how to be really super nice and really rude...but not much in between. I blame children's books. I never once read a book where a character was "tepidly angry" or "happy within reason." Well, at least not any good ones...
If I ever die in a plane crash, I hope I'm drunk. Because then it won't be so much terrifying as it will be fucking AWESOME.
Sometimes I feel like my brain is a fishing net and all the vital, most obvious things I'm supposed to catch are water.
Is it weird that when I was a teen and watched Adventures in Babysitting, I thought it was strange how the sitter cleaned the house at the end of the movie. I never cleaned a house when I babysat. Hell, I never cleaned my own house. Why the hell was she being all "I'm a … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 9
Is it weird that often when I'm working on a particularly cranial project, I have to stop every - wait, hang on.... couple of minutes to rest my brain? Every now and then I can just focus and - just a sec.... plow right on through, but oftentimes I have to stop like I've been … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 8
Is it weird that there are certain people (a few of whom I've never met) whose opinions I value so highly that I Facebook stalk my own posts to make sure they specifically "liked" them so I can do a happy dance? And it's so much now the worse with the "love" option. The bar … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 4
Is it weird that I analyze the living shit out of things? And then analyze the reason for analyzing said shit? And then analyze that too? I once thought this had a purpose, back when I poonslapped the living hell out of the analytical section of the GRE by scoring in the 98th percentile. Maybe … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 3
Seriously. If you knew half the fucked up shit that goes through my head...
Is it weird that my entire life there has always been something endlessly appealing about being a bartender or barista? Sometime I want to quit my fantastic corporate work in marketing and just go back to the basics. There's something about brewing coffee, mixing drinks, joking around with strangers, and being stressed out to all … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 2