It’s Shitty to Feel Shitty

I woke up feeling shitty, was shitty to my kids all morning, and now I'm driving them to the pool with a shitty attitude. It's a beautiful sunny day outside and I want to shit on that too. Thanks for listening. You're pretty shitty at it, but it's better than nothing.



I'm running out of ways to keep my ego afloat. Any ideas for how I can get some attention? I need people to love me. And not a few people - I need ALL people to love me.  Better yet, everyone worship me. It's not hard, I've got enough awesomeness to go around. God knows, … Continue reading Ego