Ah, the Profundity of Life

  I really want to write something profound... ...but i got nothin'. So instead, I'm going to picture all my readers naked.  HaHa! You're naked - neener, neener, neener!

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Don’t Sleep Naked

Note to self: don't sleep naked. Husband will fondle the goods all night in his sleep (not that I blame him; this shit's other-wordly) and then wonder why you are so crabby the next day.  Alternate solution: fuck him in his sleep and then piss him off by talking about how amazing it was the … Continue reading Don’t Sleep Naked