I'm sorry you're missing the hot steamy sex You never got from this once puritanical ex I'm sorry you couldn't handle my stubborn ways Because now that shit earns me a fucking good wage I'm sorry I stepped on your toes with my brain I couldn't fake dumb; I take the blame I'm sorry I … Continue reading To My Mormon Exes
Because I've revealed on here before that I was raised Mormon, went in a mission, got married to a Mormon with plans to raise lots of little Mormon babies. Now I'm strictly areligious with only two little apostate babies and an apostate husband to boot (thank god). And I love Tyler Glenn's new video. And … Continue reading I Can’t NOT Blog About Tyler Glenn’s New Video, “Trash”
Fred Colton strikes again. I'm about to wax philosophical and somewhat nostalgic and it's going to be boring as fuck. And pointless. I don't really even understand why I wrote it. So take a look at that little x on the top right (or left, for rich Mac-owning bastards) of your browser that's been hovering … Continue reading Wish Fulfillment
It has dawned on me that my relationships with my dear friends who are religious will always exist within a framework in which I am forever trying to convince them to accept and live with spilt milk, and they are forever trying to convince me to clean it up!