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Why do our kids have to be born with our genes? I could stand the flaws and faults of anyone else's little demons on a daily basis. I could love my kids unconditionally day-in and day-out of their shit didn't stink in exactly the same way as mine. I was late getting my daughter to … Continue reading We Should’ve Adopted
'Twas the night of the full moon, the second day and the fifth hour after all hollow's eve. And satan arose from the fiery grave, seeking vengeance on the two normally rather well-behaved children. He pulled them close and breathed the sinister smoke of darkness into their souls that they might wail, gnash their teeth, … Continue reading A Morning From Hell