Happy Holidays, friends! Here's a little hardcore Christmas specially for you - all my latest moves. Hope you like it!!
Because I refuse to be out-weirded and out-talented by some online kook who happens to have access to a pole. Behold! Sit spin guitar Flatline tambourine Gemini flute Teddy bear djembe Brass monkey guitar You're welcome.
Where the day is dark And the dark is deep Where slaves trudge forth While masters sleep Where the drizzle tempers The sheers of grey Where the brightest bright Is a deadened ray Where ground sinks in Til the dust is mud Where the grass is Blackish skuffish skud Where the cries of children Are … Continue reading Nobbintown
I may have mentioned on here that I didn't have much Christmas spirit this year. It's the first time ever this has happened. I'm usually an excited little elf, annoying the shiz out do everyone with my overzealous cheer. This year I learned what it's like to live with myself... We still did all the … Continue reading Christmas, Go to Your Room
I'm over Christmas I'm over the lights Over the presents The eyes big and bright I'm over the wrapping That hides what is real I'm over the smiles That are made to conceal I'm tired of plastic Of boxes and bags Of all of the rich Forgetting the rags I'm over the … Continue reading I’m Over Christmas
Its not like Christmas is the only time of year I shop - obviously there are birth day's and of course the times my kids simply drag me to the toy aisle to beg for things they know I'll say no to. But this time of year I spend a lot more time at the … Continue reading I Hate “Girl” Toys at Christmas Time