A little move I learned in a class recently - see that leg? It's almost there, almost there, almost there... aaaaaaaaaaaaaand BAM! And then I almost completely botch it, but catch the pole at the last second and then I get I inspired and decide to just make a whole goddamn routine out of it. … Continue reading Hand Stands and Shit
Follow the roll of the hills Fall down the trail of the clouds Soften the hand on the quill Loosen the noose of the crowd Deafen the words of the reap Move to the musical cues Listen to the pad of the heartbeat Get lost in the forest of you
Nothing makes me more suspicious than a person who claims to have the answers to my questions.
My group chair performance to Wicked at last weekend's aerial showcase. Other than a wardrobe malfunction, I think it turned out great!! Definitely want to do more chair dancing and another performance like this again. I'm hooked!!
Maybe the best idea I've ever invented. And I've come up with lots of awesome ideas. But, you know, when you buy 200 glow sticks to give away for Halloween, and the kids only want candy, what is a girl to do?? Duh. She decorates her near-naked body in glow sticks, turns out the lights, … Continue reading GLOW-IN-THE-DARK POLE
Scraping the dirt and grime From my faulty brittle spine Dusting off my knees Grown from a stolen seed Picking at the scab I pretended I didn't have The bumps and bruises show Beneath ripped regal robes
Well, I survived my first performance! And I actually think it went very well!!! It's amazing seeing myself do some of these awesome acrobatic things - never thought I'd ever do anything like this in my entire life. But everything feels like it moves in slow motion IRL, then I watch the videos and it … Continue reading 🎶 If I’m Sexy and You Know It, ‘Like’ This Post!
But I wish it was from something as simple as Halloween or a scary movie. Hell, Stranger Things just came out on Netflix; I could probably breeze right through that! No, I'm scared because tomorrow is my first ever pole dancing show - and my first performance of any kind in a very, very long … Continue reading Aaaaaaaaand I’m Scared Shitless
Trying to figure it out This puzzle inside of me The pieces have been scattered for far too long Hardened by the freeze
Here's your chance. I took a shot at freestyling a favorite, Bom Bidi Bom, and let me tell, you, did I bom! Just take a look at the caterpillar toy on the floor - he doesn't even TRY to watch! Anyways, enjoy this special entertainment you can't find every day. 😂