Because I refuse to be out-weirded and out-talented by some online kook who happens to have access to a pole. Behold! Sit spin guitar Flatline tambourine Gemini flute Teddy bear djembe Brass monkey guitar You're welcome.
Right now I'm laying down on a soft bench at the UMC building at my alma mater, University of Colorado. I'm sore. And hungry. And fatigued. Why, you ask? Well, I'm doing another pole show here tonight! I may be overdoing the pole dancing. I'm a little worried. Anyways, the Pole Society at CU asked … Continue reading Fall of the House of Death
I'm getting stronger every day There's no doubt The muscles grow My fingers grip The power I feel Stronger by the minute Even while Winter weakens me The sun hides And the sadness of the dark Seeps through me A suffering Even holidays can't cure Only one thing can
Well, I'm doing a pretty shitty job keeping up with blogging this week. Know why? I took the whole week off from work!! Wait, that doesn't make sense. Shouldn't I have more time? Technically, yes, however I've been relaxing, resting, spending time with family, pole dancing, creating art (I'll post when it's done; it's gonna … Continue reading Pole Fitness: Wyrd
When I make a promise, I keep a promise. A fellow blogger over at Ward Clever posted this awesome song, Gooey on his blog. The best is amazing, it's super chill, and the words are so weird I can't help but love them. I loved it so much, I bought both Glass Animals albums and … Continue reading For Ward Clever – Gooey
Just a little giggle to start your Friday morning. Happy weekend!
A little move I learned in a class recently - see that leg? It's almost there, almost there, almost there... aaaaaaaaaaaaaand BAM! And then I almost completely botch it, but catch the pole at the last second and then I get I inspired and decide to just make a whole goddamn routine out of it. … Continue reading Hand Stands and Shit
My group chair performance to Wicked at last weekend's aerial showcase. Other than a wardrobe malfunction, I think it turned out great!! Definitely want to do more chair dancing and another performance like this again. I'm hooked!!
Maybe the best idea I've ever invented. And I've come up with lots of awesome ideas. But, you know, when you buy 200 glow sticks to give away for Halloween, and the kids only want candy, what is a girl to do?? Duh. She decorates her near-naked body in glow sticks, turns out the lights, … Continue reading GLOW-IN-THE-DARK POLE
Well, I survived my first performance! And I actually think it went very well!!! It's amazing seeing myself do some of these awesome acrobatic things - never thought I'd ever do anything like this in my entire life. But everything feels like it moves in slow motion IRL, then I watch the videos and it … Continue reading 🎶 If I’m Sexy and You Know It, ‘Like’ This Post!