Having Kids: A Horror Story

In case any of you wonderfully, wisely child-less folks have ever wondered... What it's like to have kids: Take your alarm clock. Set it to go off every 5 minutes. Set it to the music you hate the most. Then the volume all the way up. Now disable the snooze. Now jump out the window.


What’s Your Gravity?

My resolution for 2018 is to ride life like a water slide. I can change positions to go faster or slower, or to make things more comfortable or feel more risky, but once I start down the slide, I'm not in control anymore; gravity is. At that point, it doesn't matter if I'm facing the … Continue reading What’s Your Gravity?

Be So

Be so calm Be so sure Be so centered Be so anchored In the cool of the lake In the body you are In what the world means to you That nobody's Baggage Junk Naggage Flunk Braggage Stunk Can touch you Infect you Disrupt you Corrupt Your peace