Is it weird that I know how to be really super nice and really rude...but not much in between. I blame children's books. I never once read a book where a character was "tepidly angry" or "happy within reason." Well, at least not any good ones...
If I ever die in a plane crash, I hope I'm drunk. Because then it won't be so much terrifying as it will be fucking AWESOME.
Sometimes I feel like my brain is a fishing net and all the vital, most obvious things I'm supposed to catch are water.
Is it weird that I'm fascinated by sociopaths? I'm currently reading The 9th Life of Louis Drax (due out in theatres sometime later this year) and, though the writing is excellent and the plot is catching, I'm not sure I would be so interested if the semi-protagonist boy wasn't clearly suffering from some kind of … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 10
Is it weird that when I was a teen and watched Adventures in Babysitting, I thought it was strange how the sitter cleaned the house at the end of the movie. I never cleaned a house when I babysat. Hell, I never cleaned my own house. Why the hell was she being all "I'm a … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 9
Is it weird that often when I'm working on a particularly cranial project, I have to stop every - wait, hang on.... couple of minutes to rest my brain? Every now and then I can just focus and - just a sec.... plow right on through, but oftentimes I have to stop like I've been … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 8
Is it weird that I often write novel-length emails to friends or colleagues and then completely sabotage every moment I spent on the fuckers by deleting them? Case in point: this week I've been spending hours researching information for a white paper for one of my clients. By this afternoon, I had pulled the primary … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 7
Is it weird that I don't like - no, correction, I hate - gourmet cupcakes? I mean, to me they taste like somebody took a perfectly wonderful Walmart cupcake, doubled everything in the recipe except FLAVOR and then topped it off with a layer of equally flavorless frosting that honestly tastes like they used Extra, … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 5
Is it weird that there are certain people (a few of whom I've never met) whose opinions I value so highly that I Facebook stalk my own posts to make sure they specifically "liked" them so I can do a happy dance? And it's so much now the worse with the "love" option. The bar … Continue reading Is It Weird? Episode 4