Adventures in the Jane Brain (1)

What I meant to think:

Huh. My pelvis is oddly sore. I must’ve bumped really hard into a countertop today or something.

What I actually thought:

What is up with my vaj?? I feel like I slammed it repeatedly into some kind of hard, blunt object.

Well played, Freud. Well played.

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