HEEEEEEEELP!! I’M STUCK!

  
Somebody let me out; I’m stuck in your phone!!! Can someone break the glass? Get one of those axe thingies over by the fire extinguisher!

  
Pleeeeeeaaaase?!?! I HATE IT IN HERE!! There’s nothing but filth, you fucking porn addict!

  
Hello?? Anyone there? 

   
Where’s the doorbell on this thing??

If you’re not rolling on the floor laughing right now, I will fucking gut you. 

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