That’s it guys, that’s it. I’ve lost my fucking mind. I couldn’t find a stapler in my clients office this morning so I looked all over my coworkers desk, drawers, all over my desk, then a couple other peoples desks – couldn’t find a stapler. Finally I borrowed one from someone, went back to my desk, stapled a bunch of crap, worked there ALL DAY. Then, after a pack up all my stuff and get ready to leave, guess what I see sitting RIGHT NEXT TO MY FUCKING MOUSE THAT I’VE BEEN USING ALL DAY?
My brain is all sorts of fucked up. I literally sat there and stared at a stapler all day long and apparently my brain couldn’t identify what it was.
Can I get a collective head desk?
Oh, and in case you were wondering, there is no such thing as an interesting picture of a stapler.