Is it weird that I don’t like – no, correction, I hate – gourmet cupcakes? I mean, to me they taste like somebody took a perfectly wonderful Walmart cupcake, doubled everything in the recipe except FLAVOR and then topped it off with a layer of equally flavorless frosting that honestly tastes like they used Extra, Extra, Extra Heavy Whipping Cream.
They are awful. I’ve been to so many gourmet cupcake shops because – and I’m not exaggerating – I LOVE CUPCAKES. I really do! If you’re going to sell the damn things, I’m your target market.
But they all suck. Every single damn one. I opt for King Soopers or even friggin pre-packaged Little Debbie cakes before I find myself at one of those mom & pop shops.
And I love supporting local business! So can we fix this, please? I feel like life has taken a terrible turn in the wrong direction. And if Trump is going to President, I’m going to NEED access to lots of delicious gourmet cupcakes.
You know what, I don’t care if it’s weird. I’m starting a campaign. Save the Cupcakes!