Rough morning at the office. My assistant apparently doesn’t know how to put creamer in my coffee. I can tell he’s been hitting the bottle this morning – he can hardly form complete sentences. And he keeps bugging me every five seconds about some new initiative involving cars, planes, and trains which has nothing to do with business. Every time I turn him down he throws a friggin temper tantrum. Yesterday I even caught him sleeping on the job!
I’m thinking about reassigning him to legal and just burying him in paperwork.